June 19th, 2009

Celebpotus: U.S. President Barack Obama

Celebrity President of the United States of America: Barack Obama

Celebrity President of the United States of America: Barack Obama

Celebpotus - noun, singular /sə-‘leb-pə-təs/ [suh-leb-puh-tuh s] 1. A melding of the word, ‘celebrity’ and the abbreviation, ‘POTUS,’ it refers to a U.S. president who relies on personal popularity in lieu of sound policies to advance his political agenda. The term is currently used to describe President Barack Obama and Presidents…uh…well, any presidents like Barack Obama.

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May 25th, 2009

You are not forgotten…

Beginning with the revolutionary patriots who dared to stand against the tyranny of King George, through this very day on which many of our finest young men and women serve far from home so that others may benefit from the same freedoms and opportunities that have made us the envy of the world, we take this one day to pause and reflect upon a debt that can never be repaid, and for which we are all forever accountable.

We give thanks for those who gave more than could be asked, but not less than their love for our nation would allow.

You are not forgotten.

(originally posted 5/26/08)

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May 15th, 2009

Waterboarding Nancy Pelosi

Déjà vu all over again. Nancy Pelosi Denies Knowledge of Waterboarding, Again.

Déjà vu all over again. Nancy Pelosi Denies Knowledge of Waterboarding, Again.

“Briefing on EITs including use of EITs on Abu Zubaydah, background on [legal] authorities, and a description of the particular EITs that had been employed.”
CIA director, Leon Panetta, 5-5-09

Nancy Pelosi now claims that despite CIA briefings given to the House Intelligence Committee during which the waterboarding of terrorist detainees was discussed — that she had no knowledge that the technique was actually being used.

They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see… they’ll see… and they’ll know… and they’ll say… ‘why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…’
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, 5-15-09

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May 5th, 2009

The Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid Antidote:
Fox News

The Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid Antidote: Fox News

The Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid Antidote:
Fox News

With apologies to the producers of “The Wizard of Oz,” to Margaret Hamilton (who played the Wicked Witch of the West) and to whoever was lucky enough to get to play the lead Flying Monkee (damn, I wanted that part!), for depicting them so horribly here. They deserved better.

Ever notice how there’s never a bucket of water around when you really need one?

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November 3rd, 2008

Election Day Premiere: Apocalypse Pretty Soon!

Apocalypse Pretty Soon screenshot.

Apocalypse Pretty Soon screenshot.

CLICK HERE FOR APOCALYPSE PRETTY SOON!

Hilarity ensues as someone tries to sabotage MSNBC’s and Al Jazeera’s joint election night coverage.

Offensive in every sense of the word.

Starring (in order of appearance): Barack and Michelle Obama, Rosie O’Donnell, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, Al Gore, Spike Lee, Rev. Al Sharpton, Tom Brokaw, Katie Couric, Jon Stewart, Charlie Gibson, James Carville, Charlie Rangel, Anderson Cooper, Carrie Fisher, Hillary Clinton, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Vanna White, Will Ferrell and Rachel Maddow. Special guest star: Osama bin Laden.

Movie link now live above.

Go Johnny, go!

Reviews from the press screening have aleady begun to come in. Some “quotes” from a few of the better reviews:

“…xenophobic, homophobic, sexist, sadistic, racist, mean-spirited and vulgar—and that’s only the first two minutes.”
—Frank Rich, The New York Times

“Kiss my hairy @$$.”
—Janeane Garofalo, Former comedienne, actress and celebrity

“Worst video in the world!!!”
—Keith Olbermann, MSNBC

“Still laughing! This is off the record, right?”
—William Jefferson Clinton, forty-second President of the United States (1993-2001)

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August 21st, 2008

Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid

Barack Obama Kool-Aid

“Obama Kool-Aid” is a sample graphic from a new Flash animated movie absolutely guaranteed to offend everyone. Scheduled release date is now midnight (PST) November 4, 2008. Watch this space for details which will be made available as they are provided to us. In the meantime, “Don’t drink the Kool-Aid.”

(Post updated 11/3/08 to reflect date change of premiere.)

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